bite my bird

Just another way to say "suck my dick", originated from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

"Hey man your shirt looks fuckin gay"

"Bite my bird dude"

by barbra Streisand June 5, 2016

The Big Silver Bird

The sexual act of sitting your partner in a high chair with a bib on, pulling your scrotum out flat either side of your erection like wings, and flying the "aeroplane" into their mouth

Dude the misso was being a sook the other night so i gave her the big silver bird

Hahah really?

Yeah man, noises and all. Was a pretty rough landing though

by H4949 June 1, 2016

cooky old bird

A person, typically past middle-age (though not necessarily so) who is somewhat odd.

What a cooky old bird.

by Reginald P. Peabody February 24, 2011

angry bird paralysis

the condition that occurs following extended time spent playing angry birds while using the toilet that results in the loss of regular leg function due to numbness...may also cause ring around the ass. (a relative of the "crippler shit" that also causes leg numbness due to long bowel movements)

Dave went into the restroom and saw me lying on the floor of the handicap stall next to my cell phone. He said "what the hell is wrong with you?" I said "I just beat 14 levels of angry birds.....I CAN'T WALK, I got ANGRY BIRD PARALYSIS!!!"

by robharry October 23, 2011

Birds Aren't Real

The government replaced them

Birds Aren't Real

by Borkl2026 January 23, 2023

reverse momma bird

When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth

Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me

by Alphabetical dictionary January 2, 2021

Fuck that for a box of birds

A ridiculous situation which is very annoying

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

There is a large queue at the bar, fuck that for a box of birds, we are going somewhere else

by Hof500 January 22, 2021