Burger

When you make and eat one or multiple burgers in secrecy, without the knowledge of your friends, family members or your significant other. This could be due to a number of reasons, be it a diet, a sudden craving or potential judgement from others.

The word is similarly structured as "murder".

- Example 1 -
You: Holy crap! I just got away with burger.

- Example 2 -
Friend: I know what you did, confess immediately.
You: Fine...I burgered yesterday.

by BigJuicyMen35 May 12, 2024

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.

After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.

by geminate June 8, 2024

stinky burger

A definition of the female genital area when not washed regularly.

Everyone knows your girlfriend has a stinky burger .

by jim89h July 26, 2016

burger hug

A warm embrace only given on birthday celebrations that involve a visit to a burger restaurant, a cookout (with burgers), or a dinner at home with homemade burgers.

I will give you a burger hug next time I see you.

by malexhoydad November 15, 2018

Nothing Burger

A statement, action, or behaviour that is grandiose or self important in itself, but useless or lacks potency in reality, reception, or practice.

'Did you see his graduation speech?' 'It was such a nothing burger of a speech'

by Man Of Exquisite Taste June 7, 2024

Joshua burger

This name is referring to a woman who stuffs McDonalds burgers up her anal cavity to reach maximum pleasure when they all start decomposing in her cavity.

That man Joshua looks like the type to do some Joshua burger stuff.

by Fortnite_lover_75 November 21, 2021