trap route

The route through the city that drug dealers travel.

the trap route is quicker than main roads.

by Nierce June 15, 2017

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

B-Trap

A B-trap is a conversation with no means of escape, and next thing you know it's 4am and the trap cycle has not ended. If one would simply walk away this would not end the trap. Often times it involves one highly interested party that continuously speaks about subjects such as work.

"Dude don't go talk to Bob he's talking shop again"
" thanks for the heads up, I have no interest in getting caught in a B-Trap."

by hey_you June 7, 2014

your grandpap a trap

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined.

person 1: Your mom gay
person 2: Your dad lesbian
person 1: *Kidneys explode*
person 2: Don't make me say it

person 1: Do it
person 2: Your grandpap a trap
*Entire multiverse collapses*

by danktrash May 14, 2018

Clap Trap

A Woman that is a slut with the clap. She lays with a man without telling him that she has the clap. Now she has trapped him with the clap.

Dude you don't want to take her home she is a clap trap.

by MDaRedneck December 16, 2020

Reverse Chinese Finger Trap

When you take a long, double sided barbed sounding rod and and shove it down both you and a friend’s urethra at the same time. You then both attempt to pull the rod out of your dicks leading to a mixture of intense pain and pleasure. The orgasm that follows consists of semen and blood and resembles mayochup.

Evan: Are you down to lick some dog nuts today?
John: No, fuck you Evan. Me and Tim are going to reverse chinese finger trap.

by Fat Lorenzo March 24, 2023