Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019

max

a smart persons that like girls

max said he likes girls

by Algiebeasts01 June 9, 2019

chode maxxing

The act of unapologetically embracing and enhancing one's inner (and outer) chode energy to absurd, often grotesque levels—usually for attention, dominance, or ironic self-expression. Can include behaviors like flexing micro gains, wearing compression shorts in non-athletic settings, or acting like an alpha while clearly being a beta.

"Bro showed up to brunch in pit-v stained tank top, talked about his crypto losses for an hour, and called it a 'grindset.' Straight up chode maxxing."

by revolade April 9, 2025

Pulling a Max

When your ginger friend with a big behind forgets everything he was going to say to you right before he says it.

“I was going to tell you something but I forgot”
“Damnit your pulling a Max”

by Auditoriums malleable May 30, 2025

MAX TURNER

a sexy lanky bloke who is kind and respectful of others im surprised how he dosent have a girlfriend right now.

MAX TURNER is such a fitty

by Vanny from fnaf July 10, 2022

Anita max wynn

Drake said this in a livestream, it basically means “i need a max win” which explains that he is a gambler and wants to win big.

Drake: this is my alter ego. Anita max wynn, Anita max wynn.

by Niggahater16 January 6, 2024

girth maxing

While generally sexual, girth maxing at is most simple definition, is the expansion of the capacity to the maximum of any defined area. A penis pump is a good example of a sexually natured girth maxing procedure. However, also taking down a 30 count nugget from Chick Fil A is a non sexual usage of girth maxing. Girth maxing is a term applicable to any scenario when pushing the bounds of nature. Use it loosely and often.

Dang, I’m starving, I am going to have to girth maxing to get this 30 count nugget into my tummy.

by Fckroundfndout February 19, 2024