Dirty Mr. Musband

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.

He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"

by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014

Dirty Marcia

Choking on a cock till you pass-out then get pounder hard while passedout and wake up fucking

Look at that dirty Marcia bet she is worth taking home

by anonymous June 3, 2024

Dirty Naoise

Shoving a cactus down your partners throat while furiously massaging their special place. Usually accompanied with snacks

boy, things got heated last night! me and smella did the dirty naoise!

by bigwangry-an August 30, 2023

Dirty Godswill

Shoving a man city shirt up your ass and singing the argentine national anthem to tribute his hero, aguero.

did you do a dirty godswill after yesterdays win ?

by mxrk March 14, 2022

Dirty Yacoub

the act of giving a gay person a hickey on their penis so bad it looks like miranda singhs lipstick

yo that guy from the bar gave me a Dirty Yacoub last night. It felt soo good

by hitler fan 9857 August 22, 2021

Dirty Neck Slip

The act of managing to crap in a bottle or narrow container on a road trip.

Whoo it stanks in here, did you dirty neck slip joe?

by Yo ya October 25, 2010

Dirty Carpenter

When you salt a butthole

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.

by carpenters August 16, 2024