Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

National Kiss Samantha Alot Day

April 3rd is national kiss Samantha a lot day. If you don't give Samantha a bunch of kisses you are breaking the law and will therefore become arrested. Don't break the law today. Give your local Samantha a ton of kisses or they may perish by midnight.

"Happy National Kiss Samantha Alot Day!! *Mwuah mwuah mwuah mwuah😘😘😘😘* I don't want to go to jail so *kiss kiss kiss 😙😙😙*"

by MayRain April 3, 2023

Bob Odenkirk Day

Celebrated by taking a briefcase to a local bar on April 3rd

"You wanna go Odenkirking for Bob Odenkirk Day?"

by BobOdenkirk April 3, 2023

penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 3, 2023

International kiss your furry friend day

The day where you kiss your furry friends as passionately as possible on june 2nd

Human: its International kiss your furry friend day. Come here love

Furry: oh god

by InfernoTrap June 1, 2024

Lick a Crack Day

When gibby and rice be co president and make spirit day lick a crack day. everyone licks cracks, picks cracks, and sniffs cracks! mr sherry does human centipede

“Hey Mr Sherry! Today is lick a crack day! Get ready!” Says Moto

by charliedown June 1, 2024