Dirty machinations

Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”

by Turtleoower88 December 31, 2025

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Dirty Nozzler

Someone who is not a friend or family member of Cal Fire.

Look at that dirty nozzler trying to drive our fire truck.

by MoneyHustard December 31, 2025

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Dirty Ebram

When you play Halo completely nude and let the vibration from the controller pleasure you.

“What are your plans for the weekend?” “Oh I plan on doing a little Dirty Ebram after the wife goes to bed.”

by Eat me like a bug December 31, 2025

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Dirty Danson

When you spank your chihuahua before using money as a condom and fucking a teddy bear.

Lj pulled a dirty danson last night after playing rust.

by negroinanelevator January 1, 2026

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Dirty kendric

The act of fucking lawn mower

YO WHO JUST PULLED A DIRTY KENDRIC

by Ringtail1122 January 2, 2026

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DIRTY ZIEVEN

When a dog dick is shoved into human foreskin, while you eat queso out of your boyfriends asshole as he jerks off into a bowl of cereal while the dog eats it, then it will shit it out into your mouth while your girlfriend eats your ass

Oh my God Lisa! That dirty zieven was so fun last night!

by I LOVE UR VAGINA January 2, 2026

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