Takes a woman to a hotel and lets her ride him on her rags, then walks around the rest of the stay with a red dick.
Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick”
Great for Christmas **to the tune of Rudolph the red nose reindeer “Randolph the red dick fuck stick”
by RockinRachel December 14, 2023

Shits on his dads face then licks it vigorously off his tongue. Proceeds to rainbow kiss him and have sex with his grandmother, sucks her flabby tits and rails her against a cactus.
by FlabbyGrannys September 13, 2024

The look of pubic-hair after one has sweated intensely, usually after sex or a night sleeping in Arizona. It is curled like a wave crashing and has a silverish glow to it.
Dude, I woke up this morning and I was sporting this Dirty Combover! I'm gonna show it to every chick I see!
by Honestly Anonymous June 29, 2011

When you shove a 260 pack of crayola crayons up your ass while ejaculating in your dune popcorn bucket to game of thrones fight scenes.
Guy 1:bro did you see wesley do the dirty wesley on his tictok livestream?
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
Guy 2: yeah bro he is so hot and sexy and i love him so much let me kiss him.
Guy 1: Fuck you.
by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024

by GigaChungus June 13, 2023

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by Likerbell April 7, 2021
