When she's taking a shit, and you push it back in the ass with your penis; not allowing her to finish her big dump. No shit - no mercy.
I was in the middle of taking a shit, when my boyfriend suddenly inserted his wiener, pushing my turd back in the cave. He pulled a dirty Ulrik.
by Leetgamer1234567 May 3, 2024

When a retired but consenting and invalid person , is being forcefully powerbombed onto a bed of tomatoes, to make salsa .. the onions will be added later peppers optional...
When a toothless old woman found herself alone after he husbands passing she could only emotionally survive on dirty mykels due to her husbands passing as she was accustomed a certain lifestyle ... She was not doing it for money just to live/feel a familiar warmth..
by Nick 123456789 August 12, 2023

by anonymous March 25, 2025

Friend: "I had sex in a park bathroom"
Me: "If it was your best friend you might as well be dirty Amory"
Me: "If it was your best friend you might as well be dirty Amory"
by CreeperEarth June 28, 2021

by Sexy baby 22 May 7, 2021

by Blue Lighting September 17, 2021

When snuggling with your babe on a Thursday night and she brought that water juice so good and bubbly it blew your socks off but one shoe was double laced so that sock stayed on so you got a blowie with your fizzy pop
by La croix boi October 2, 2021
