Dirty Laykin

When you are having sex with a man, and the guy stops and with his dick in your vagina starts eating a sandwich for a break, then decides to pull out, and cum on it because its not flavorful enough. After that the man (90% Of The Time Named Laykin) stick his big toe in your anus and in sync with his toe, and dick goes in and out. This is when you need to leave, because after that, he will drug you, and you will wake up with an empty bottle of lube halfway in your vagina, and a stinging pain in your anus because of him having sex with your drugged body.

Laykin gave me a Dirty Laykin, and I almost want one again!

by DA BOYIIIZZ January 31, 2023

dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

dirty orchestra

when a woman is eating a mans ass and licking his dick while he is fucking another woman simultaneously creating a melody of sex noises that brings joy everywhere.

Q from #musicandpales on kik has a video of a chick eating his ass and licking his dick while he fucks another chick and kylie called that the dirty orchestra. p.s he got big pp ;)

by kyli3notj3nn3r February 1, 2023

Double Dirty

A homosexual with poor hygiene.

Giani- “He’s gay and he’s dirty, he’s double dirty”
Sean- “You can’t say that, that’s very offensive”

by How's your knee? Gah February 3, 2023

dirty carseat

The act of fucking a female on her kids carseat and drinking a capri sun

Gave her a dirty carseat

by Nigrolantern February 3, 2023

Dirty Arek

while sleeping over with your partner at theirs parent's house, doing a Dirty Arek means, sneaking out of the room in the middle of the night and hooking up and being topped by their father.

"How was Christmas? i heard you spent it with your new girl?"
"Dude, it was amazing, I even managed to pull a Dirty Arek twice"

by DoinYourMom420 February 4, 2023