National treat your girl like a bitch day

October 31st. Do not be nice to your girlfriend AT ALL.NO MATTER WHAT. You can even ignore her!!Nothings off limits.

Hey man October 31st is National treat your girl like a bitch day do not be nice to your girl!

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah December 12, 2020

october fools day

Prank your friend!

Charlie: "I like you"

Vanessa: "I dont like you sorry.."

Charlie" I was just playing! Its October Fools day"

by wnxndh October 11, 2021

Lesbian Smack Day

October 13th. You get to smack a lesbian.

Girl: Look, a lesbian. *smacks her*
Lesbian: what was that for?
Girl: It's Lesbian Smack Day.
Lesbian: okay.

by rams_villager October 12, 2025

National Eat out your girl day

On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1

Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today

Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day

by ACETONE November 16, 2022

National Football Day

On June 10th everyone has to go post and appreciate national football/soccer.

Dan: Its finally National Football Day!

Tom: Today is National Football Day!

by WorldFootballPresident June 9, 2024

International Slutty Bisexual Bestie Day

A day to celebrate your favorite slutty bisexual friends.

Observed on March 5th.

"I got my best friend a cute cat mug to celebrate International Slutty Bisexual Bestie Day. They're going to love it!"

by nonbinaryleonkennedy August 13, 2024

National Send Nudes Day

On April 25th send nudes to your significant other.

Female: *Sends Nudes*
Male: happy national send nudes day. *sends nudes*

by Nicksucksnuts May 30, 2018