Daying

Moving the sun to make it daytime

Why is the man daying? It’s already day anyways.

by Smirrk Zee June 13, 2023

National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 09, 2021

national mikey day

A day to celebrate Mikey way in all his fabulousness
September 10th

Girl 1: IT'S NATIONAL MIKEY DAY!!!

girl 2: who's Mikey?

Girl 1: THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH

by Mikey way is the best July 31, 2022

National Charlie day!

It’s Charlie’s day! A day where it’s Charlie’s special day (not a birthday)

Happy national Charlie day!
Hey it’s Charlie’s day

by deezmomdeez November 16, 2022

national charlie day

charlie’s all over get to celebrate this day, with special friends and family. much love to you all.

person: happy national charlie day charlie
charlie: THANK YOU!!

by livelaughlove69 October 04, 2021

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 03, 2020