The act of ejactulating on an ice lolly then iserting it into a partners' rectum; thus covering it in faecal matter, then covering the finished results with spinkles of your choice then consuming the final product
by The Cookie Man October 4, 2021

by dontworryaboutwho October 10, 2020

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024

The perfect motion of hello and good bye while masturbating with the male partner penis soaks in her Anus and she does a gopher on his dick as she squirts or cums, usually recorded and broadcasted on the inter web.
by Speed Limit 25 October 7, 2021

When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on
Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
by MrMooftySanch June 15, 2021

Where a girl and guy are in the sex position called doggy style and she shits on the guys dick while he is pounding her pussy with his dick.
by Capt_Bagger79 February 20, 2018
