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Dirty Fab

The act of ejactulating on an ice lolly then iserting it into a partners' rectum; thus covering it in faecal matter, then covering the finished results with spinkles of your choice then consuming the final product
"Good evening, that's a nice Dirty Fab!"
by The Cookie Man October 4, 2021
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dirty jaselin

jaselin “that looks fun”

everyone else “thats so dirty jaselin
by dontworryaboutwho October 10, 2020
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Dirty Pretzel

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.
Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.
by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024
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dirty aloha

The perfect motion of hello and good bye while masturbating with the male partner penis soaks in her Anus and she does a gopher on his dick as she squirts or cums, usually recorded and broadcasted on the inter web.
When Dirty Aloha says she’s coming and her anus says goodbye to her soaking partner’s dick.
by Speed Limit 25 October 7, 2021
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Dirty moofty

When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on
Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads
by MrMooftySanch June 15, 2021
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Dirty doggy

Where a girl and guy are in the sex position called doggy style and she shits on the guys dick while he is pounding her pussy with his dick.
Bro that chick and I last night did the dirty doggy last night
by Capt_Bagger79 February 20, 2018
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