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I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
by boreddude99 April 7, 2023
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Skull fucking

The act when you shimmy your head up someone’s butt hole
Damn dude I was skull fucking that chick last night. My whole head could fit up her ass.”
by Skullz4L April 8, 2023
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What the fuck did you just say about me?

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023
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Shadow fucking

It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s when an individual practices sexual acts on air as a training method.
I was shadow fucking im my room to train for tonight.
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They're definitely fucking

They get freaky/are very close friends.
"We aren't dating at all!" Melissa and Joe hold hands closely.
"Yeah, They're definitely fucking" - Everyone
by Zeeland April 9, 2023
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Shadow fucking

It’s just like shadow boxing but with fucking. It’s a means to train for sexual intercourse by
committing sexual acts towards air.
I was shadow fucking in my room this morning to train for tonight.
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monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.
bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.
by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023
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