Has a Huge Crush on a girl but just won't admit it. he is tall, handsome, and athletic... he is a trouble maker but makes you laugh really hard. all the ladies want him but he only likes 1 girl and will always go back to her.
by 😈Shawdy44😉 September 19, 2020
James L Thomas is a good man who is kind, funny, fiercely loyal to his friends and will always have your six. James L Thomas is an incredibly sexy cowboy with a big cock that boasts both length and girth. He is an extraordinary lover and an expert in every aspect of love making. If you are lucky enough to share a bed with James L Thomas you'll experience the most intensely incredible, earth shattering orgasms of your life and sex with any and all other men will be ruined for you as James L Thomas will be the best lover you will experience in your lifetime
The orgasms esI experienced while having sex with James L Thomas were unbelievable. I am now ruined for all other men
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by Hazzagriff August 16, 2019
Huge queer with a “perfect dick”. Tends to touch his friends inappropriately in the butt and blame it on his autistic tendencies. Insanely massive perve who was caught jerking off in friend’s bathrooms at sleepovers. Needs to stop touching himself at lax. Also has the harriest asshole known to man.
by GoldenOreo February 20, 2025
Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
a look a like off that dude from Slumdog Millionaire (Dev Patel), always wears crocs and looks deezed. Either his shirts are too small for him making it look tight or he goes ham at the gym on roids. Either way it's whatever cause according to him, he da best and he smart....he very smart
Dude 1: Yo have you seen the new Transformers movie bro?
Dude 2: Ya yar its so good like Joshu Thomas good!
Dude 2: Ya yar its so good like Joshu Thomas good!
by Habdeeew August 07, 2017