russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths
by Allangestwich November 19, 2017
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Russian Handy

Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"
by 69BARB69 January 29, 2020
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Russian chew

A sex position in which a male chews on the others nose and sucks boogers out then spitting it into the others mouth back and forth until one has to swallow it.
Me and Olivia did the Russian chew last night we went back and forth for twenty minutes.
by LoganSin117 December 02, 2019
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Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.
CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.
by Agswaggg April 04, 2012
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ima russian

Me hi peaps ima russian hehehehehehehehehehe
Hi mum hahahahahahaha🤑🤑
by Ima russian November 06, 2020
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Russian Raspberry

The alias for a woman working in tech who just found out that Russia is the largest grower and distributor of raspberries in the world. She may also have owned it currently own a raspberry beret, further driving home the moniker.
Russian Raspberry is typing.

I am Russian Raspberry.

You are to address me a Russian Raspberry, henceforth.

Did you invite Russian Raspberry to the meeting?
by Russianraspberry January 28, 2022
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Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).
Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night
by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 09, 2021
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