by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020
Get the discombobulated potato siopao fishmug. When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.
(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."
by sara's diary October 23, 2012
Get the Potato Head Pile Drivermug. "I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."
by papasito6 May 21, 2017
Get the Pillowy Mounds of Mash Potatoesmug. A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!
by Choco Ison April 3, 2009
Get the Hot German Potato Saladmug. by nothin-nice July 2, 2007
Get the Potato Chip Crotch Crustmug. One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.
by Steve Penis October 7, 2007
Get the Mashed Potato Pussy Fuckermug. Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.
Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.
Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.
Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'
In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008
Get the Enjoy Your Free Potatoesmug.