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discombobulated potato siopao fish

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing
a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,
by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020
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Potato Head Pile Driver

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.
(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."
by sara's diary October 23, 2012
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A naughty fetish of Philip Banks in the famous american sitcom "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
"I can't give up my favorite foods cold turkey. Oh my god. Turkey with pillowy mounds of mash potatoes."
by papasito6 May 21, 2017
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Hot German Potato Salad

A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!
by Choco Ison April 3, 2009
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Potato Chip Crotch Crust

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.
After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.
by nothin-nice July 2, 2007
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Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.
by Steve Penis October 7, 2007
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Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008
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