Skip to main content

fat cat

business folk who shit on all the little people in order to make themselves rich fat cats of society so that they can send their 2 year old child to fencing lessons only to have children look down on all the other kids who aren't as fortunate/spoiled as themselves. there are nice rich ppl out there, only they aren't called fat cats
'their parents send her to grade 8 violin lessons, 4 karate lessons a week, ballet 6 times a week...... isn't that a bit much for a 2 yr old?'
by idi0t May 13, 2005
mugGet the fat catmug.

fuck a cat

what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.
John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...
by jrknights January 4, 2009
mugGet the fuck a catmug.

arctic cat

The best snowmobile that you will ever find. It has a very reliable engine and is the sled that is the least likely to break down.
I have been riding an arctic cat all my life and i have never ever had any trouble at all with them. Trust me when i say that arctic cat is the best out there.
by catfanatic May 16, 2009
mugGet the arctic catmug.

Cool Cat

A) A cool person. Someone who's funny, cool and entertaining; a chill person.

B) A label invented by a girl named Cat

The home for the people who don't fit in.

Most commonly seen wearing combat boots and bandanas (but not always), these people are some of the most artistic, creative people you will ever meet. Sometimes they're a bit crazy.

They each have nicknames for each other. In the original Cool Cats, the creator (Cat)'s nickname was "Mama", as in being the mother of the Cool Cats. Her boyfriends name was Taint because she swears she's going to marry Tait Langdon ("Taint") from American Horror Story (the character, not to be confused with Evan Petters). Her friend who dresses more provacativly is called "Slutty" but not in a harmful way.

These people aren't afraid to stand up for their true friends.

A few rules on being a "Cool Cat" (the only rules, really) is that you must love combat boots and the post-punk rock/alternative band, My Chemical Romance.

These people have no desire to be popular and they usually hang out whenever they can.

**NOTE- Cool Cats have their own unique personalities, but most of them are on the darker side. There have been a few known happy, upbeat more preppy Cool Cats, but they are not entirely one label.

Preps usually dislike the Cool Cats.

Cool Cats are known to be a bit weird.
a) You know Leo? Yeah he's real chill. He's one cool cat.

b) Preps usually dislike the Cool Cats.

Cool Cats are known to be a bit weird.

Prep: Oh god. Here comes the Cool Cats.

Cool Cat: HOLY CRAP. Go away.

Prep: Looks like the Adams Family had another cousin it.
by Weirdo asdfghjkl March 6, 2013
mugGet the Cool Catmug.

Choking the cat

The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.
Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.
by MissBastardChild<3 November 9, 2011
mugGet the Choking the catmug.

Sausage Cat

A cat who cannot find his other end.
Sausage Cat: Guess what I've been doing today? Pooping. I've been pooping. A-lot~
I've never seen my other end. You know, my butt...I WANT TO LICK IT.
by kanametosenulquiorraschiffer January 13, 2011
mugGet the Sausage Catmug.

cat piano

cat pianos go meow meow meow meow and their not annoying
by imdakatindahat April 19, 2018
mugGet the cat pianomug.

Share this definition