Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head

Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH

by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021

fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

Grey Hat

Someone who is a Faggot

That guy wearing a grey hat is a faggot.

by A man with a white hat March 12, 2025

Finger hat

It’s simple, just a funny and different way to say fingernails.

Man, when I get home I really need to clip my finger hats

by Scayr3d July 28, 2021

pickle in a hat

A really epic moment, but no one is there to witness it with you.

"Hey bro, I had this really pickle in a hat moment yesterday, but no one was around."

"I'm sorry, bro."

by koravel October 20, 2013

HAT

Acronym: Hit A Treadmill

used for a girl that is fat and needs to exercise via a treadmill

"Watch out...HAT at 12 o'clock"

"That girl is a HAT, I be she gives good BJ's though"

by i think you know who i am November 4, 2007

Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez August 31, 2015