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mini-tasking

what most people truly do when they say they are multi-tasking. Mentally setting up a list of tasks to do in rapid sucession to get a multitude of tasks done in a short period of time.
"Oh my gosh, I've got to address this envelope, put the clothes in the dryer, check on the spaghetti cooking, and make sure to TiVo my shows."

"Better start mini-tasking."
by pharmgrl2001 February 21, 2010
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Tri-tasking

Showering/pooping while drinking a beer and simultaneously bopping the bishop "masturbating".
Tom was short on time so he decided to go tri-tasking.
by Porno-corndog9 April 16, 2010
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nega-tasking

A term used by douche bags to show their discontent with fake issues. Those who use this term tend to be pig headed democrats that know nothing about real issues, they just waste their useless lives sitting at home alone blogging because they know that no one around would talk to them for any other reasons.
I was nega-tasking today about Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly and the majority of US citizens opposing health care reform.
by The only level headed one January 19, 2011
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quasi-tasking

/v/ Workin like a hunchback in a church. Doing multiple, endless, meaningless tasks. Usually for a demanding and self-righteous person.
Oh man, yesterday my mom had me quasi-tasking for hours.
Seriously? That's the sixth thing you've asked me to do in the last hour! Stop quasi-tasking me man!
by this username is taken July 30, 2013
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fast-talkin

Fast-talkin' is when you "slur" or "run" your words together so that it all comes out as one long vocalization withholding the gaps that would normally fit between words. It's simply a more relaxed, gangsta, stoner friendly, chilled out, way of speaking, especially between peers. SOME-TIMES - When - we - speak - too - properly, - our - communication - can - sound, - and - come - across - as - aloof - and - even - rude. So sumtimez, yoozgotstuh jusss letit rolloffyuhtung. yuhnowwuteyesane?
fast-talkin - is an American slang or lingo usually used by young people and is a prefered way to communicate without sounding stuffy and uptight."

For example: "You know what I am saying?" could come out more like "nowuteyesane?"

Person #1: Yo brotha, howyew doon? I hopeyuh goodcuz I'maneed me sum cheerin up tuhday, nowuteyesane dawg?

Person #2: What? Are you speaking English? Get an education! My goodness me oh my.

Person #1: Dood, I'am fuckin ED-JEW-CAITED, whuthuhfukyew trippin foe? I'wuz fast-talkin' doo..(or "What's up with you? could come out like "whachupitchoo?")

Person #2: Well I do not approve of your horribly pronounced speech, it makes me VERY UNcomfortable.

Person #1: Whachupitchoo man? Yewneeduh chill out mothafuckuh.
by St. Justael October 1, 2013
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Social-tasking

Texting, tweeting, and instagramming; my fingers hurt from all this social-tasking.
by Deslaur January 28, 2014
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quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.
Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..
by Sparky286 December 20, 2014
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