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getting schooled

Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.
Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"
by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012
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Primary school

The school you go to from the ages 4-11 where your biggest worry is who is "it"
by Duuude2010 January 23, 2010
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the grove school

Therapeutic milieu for youngsters who are mentally down, which affects the quality of their lives. By weaving our various facets into a seamless hole, we provide extraordinary opportunity for personal genital growth and development and meaningful relationships.
My son was using a fidget spinner plug, so I sent him to The Grove School. It was a perfect fit ;)
by Daddy Loomis October 23, 2017
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Carroll School

Private School for grades 1-9 outside Boston catered for students with language based learning disabilities, like Dyslexia.

Founded in 1967, most Carroll students have learning disabilities, predominantly Dyslexia. Don’t get me wrong, it has a great reputation, and many alumni have gone on to be extremely successful. Most of the students that end up at Carroll either had a bad experience with public school. Every student is required to take a retarded class for at least a year called Language Tutoring, which is when study/decode word roots, suffixes, etc… All Carroll classes are smal, with 5-10 students, but the curriculum is quite rigorous, and has received much praise for it. Carroll’s teaching methods are much different, and statistically more effective than public school’s methods. Perhaps the most prominent figure of Carroll, the athletic director, Mike Kmetz, known as “Coach” or “Kmetz” runs the Cross Country, Track, Basketball and Ski teams. Believe it or not, most of Carroll seems like an all boys school. The girls that go here are sadly quite bratty and slutty.

After Carroll, most students will attend prestigious, yet nasty schools like Roxbury Latin, Philips Academy, or Middlesex School
“Hey look it’s that retarded fag that went to Carroll School”

“Dude Carroll just beat Belmont Hill in Basketball!”

“Carroll is school for retarded folks”
by Kyrietheballer11 March 7, 2018
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ADNOC schools

ADNOC schools; were a zoo and we fucking know it
“Omg did you see that new girl?”
Yah she’s from ADNOC schools, but she CPI bed the wall too.”
by i smoke weed at 420 y’all December 10, 2019
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Middle school

An awful prison that can only be run by Satan himself. Young, aspiring 6th (or 5th) graders who have much to offer the world are transformed into overconfident (or self hating) dumpsters filled to the brim with every type of depression imaginable. They almost immediately start crapping on others just to try to alleviate the onslaught of homework they have to go to war with every night, even though they know it won’t do anything. None of the teachers despite being over 3 times older than you can comprehend the fact that you have a life outside of school that may not be compatible with the 5 hours of homework you now have.

The middle school you go to attempts to hide the fact that everyone hates every second they are on school grounds with new “exciting” freedoms that you quickly figure out are completely overblown. If you have an older sibling then you prepare for middle school by not talking to anyone at all, and unfortunately you still get bullied. The kids who are the oldest of their siblings or an only child are chewed up spit out, stomped on, ripped apart until they are completely inside out, and casted to the garbage dump of unfair social hierarchy.
Now that you have a phone, your friends constantly text you about how they hate middle school, and if you don’t respond within 5 minutes, they call you and tell you how much of an ass you are for not tending to their needs through digital text.

Synonyms: depression box, and deepest darkest pit of hottest and firey hell.
by IcomplainToTheInternet17 October 5, 2018
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school hero

That one weird ass kid who has no friends and brings a gun to school and shoots all the hoes and that annoying ass teacher
bully:fuck you
kid:im gonna be a school hero now
bully:?
(bully is now dead)
by pocketsize666 March 31, 2020
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