Nub Pumpist

a combination of the words "Nub" and the guy that pumps your gas.

Wilfred was such a nub pumpist once, but now he runs his own gas station.

by BigBurlyBalls January 11, 2008

tits pumped

To be pumpin someones tits at a video game, sport, etc...

" Calgary's going to get their tits pumped tonight against Edmonton in the NHL".

While schooling a friend at a video game, " you're gettin yur tits pumped son".

by dr. wolfgang von bushwik April 21, 2008

brothel pumper

"A women who will offer sexual intercouse for free"

"Hey brothel pumper, fancy a quickie?"

by Michael7521 March 22, 2009

Baby Pump

A baby pump is a girl who has sex with a lot of men ; a girl that gets pregnant often;

Yoo that bitch had sex 8 times this week! "werd she a baby pump"

Yo she pregnant again, thats the 4 time this year, and its January.

by krook2 December 26, 2010

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Poopy Pumper

The act of gay sex in the anus when the receiver is nearing the need to take a shit, where the dick will compact said shit into the receiver's anus.

Poopy Pumper away!

by Pumpdump June 3, 2011

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011