Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2023
A drink of liquor brought with you on the side. Often smuggled into places, generally in a flask. Maybe at an expensive bar, a concert that doesn't allow liquor, to mix into a soda at a restaurant ETC. Usually not your main drink, but a supplemental one- however is generally acceptable as long as it is secret or not allowed.
"Shit man, these beers are $9. I couldn't afford to even get tipsy in this place. Good thing for my side liquor."
"Hey, you going to the dropkick Murphy's concert? They only have beer so I'll bring some side liquor"
"When I'm playing beer pong I always like to have a side liquor while I play"
"Hey, you going to the dropkick Murphy's concert? They only have beer so I'll bring some side liquor"
"When I'm playing beer pong I always like to have a side liquor while I play"
by jpswagyoloooo February 22, 2014
When you are taken by awful surprise but not a direct hit.
Often related to activities done by other people. The practice may seem deceitful and malicious; however, the person perpetrating the side boozling may be unaware that they should had advise of the important details of something they are offering.
Often related to activities done by other people. The practice may seem deceitful and malicious; however, the person perpetrating the side boozling may be unaware that they should had advise of the important details of something they are offering.
I went to a meeting for Reclaim thinking that it was a true grassroots organization but it turned they are just an arm of the Democratic Party. I felt side boozled. Luckily, I didn’t actually give them money.
by SlimShadiest September 19, 2023
The club line at Drai's had a lot of side goo. Her side boob was so sloppy it was really a side goo!
by Amir S. July 19, 2015
by Spamrisk87 August 01, 2023
the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.
Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.
by cablife November 02, 2011
When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event
by Boxmuncher829 September 22, 2023