David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends

Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david

by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020

David

short, fat, triple chin, freak and boring ahh boyfriend

*david:* "hi"
*EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN THE WORLD:* "ewww"

by ieatmensmoney December 27, 2023

David

The guy who will
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never and I mean never run around and desert you.

Girl: Oh my god David never let me down

by theEyeAvenger November 21, 2021

David the blue chipmunk

The name of the chipmunk in the popular film series “David and the chipmunks”

Bro did you see David in David and the chipmunks 4? He was litty

(David the blue chipmunk)

by BigBoyHyndman December 30, 2020

David

David is the type of guy that will brighten up your day. He is really sweet and caring, and will try his best to fulfill whatever you ask of him! He's really easy to talk to and has such a cute smile and laugh. He will be patient with you and treat you right. He's perfect boyfriend material in my opinion :)

Lauren: Is that David?
Maddie: yessssssss the sweetest guy ever

by MaddieisNOTshort January 6, 2025

David

Typically David’s come off as the more quiet kinda guy. But once you get to know them, you realize they are kinda the opposite, they are loud, have a great sense of humor, and mess around with their friends. They have that kinda of laugh that can spread a smile to your face. When they get competitive over stupid things it’s honestly adorable. Yet with all these things they still get great grades in school and are kind, loyal, and would stand up for you without hesitation. David is the kinda guy who is humble and would say girls wouldn’t want him, as he has no idea how attractive he is. So let me tell you, if you have a David in your life, keep them there, and be there for him because often David’s are people pleaser and put themselves last, when really they deserve the world.

Guy one: Dude you know how many girls want you? You’re so lucky bro!!
David: What do you mean, why would anyone like me?

Meanwhile…

Girl one: David is so hot!!!!
Girl two: ikr like I want him so baddd!!
Girl three: fr tho, he has it all, he’s tall, cute, smart, funny, and kind!!!

by M+D<30 November 23, 2024

Lil David

A Nickname For a Redneck Who Is typically a dumbass usually is 200 pounds is a alcoholic drives a Chevy has tattoos wears shirts without sleeves and does dumb shit

Person 1 : hey why is he passed out

Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches

Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David

by Shitting with the door open October 13, 2023