Rectal Brain Freeze

Noun. Can happen when using a cheap, cold water only bidet in winter. Usually the result of a fine jet of ice water hitting the outer rim of ones exit hole. Can also cause teeth to ache, resulting in a realization that the two holes have more in common then previously thought.

"I just used my bidet I received at the under $20 Christmas gift exchange and gave myself a rectal brain freeze. I also found out I have a cavity."

by Farnyblue December 22, 2022

Female Brain Disorder

"ewwww wtf ur a man BPD is literly a girl thing"
Female brain disorder is when a man has BPD

I suffer from female brain disorder 😭 😭 😭 😭
wtf ur literly a man..... u have female brain disorder frfr

by womanbrain October 30, 2023

Unfuck your brain

A response to When one acts slow, retarded, not listening or following directions, unclear mindset or exhibits uncharacteristic actions or behaviors.

While walking my dog on a leash he kept pulling away getting into mischief. I turned to him and said “Chase you better Unfuck your brain!.

Unfuck your brain

by S.Figueiredo. July 6, 2023

Pigeon brain

A person with a brain the size of a pigeon's.
Most pigeon brains are females, and most females are pigeon brains.

Girl 1: How do you spell volcano?
Girl 2: Ummm v-o-l-k-... heehee this is haard hehe
Guy: Damn pigeon brains.

by RampageVicious May 9, 2011

pre game brain

pregame brain is oral sex a guy recieves from a slut or friend with benifits before he gets his crazy night on and poppin.

Whoa girl, you gonna hook me up with some pregame brain?

by tai November 12, 2004

brains blew out

put a sunroof in your car

i got this box chev with the brains blew out

by DJ Morris January 12, 2004

Wet-Brain

1.) A person who does a drug (speed/ice) just to put out the impression of something he not, and only acts tough when surrounded by so-called homies who don't like him but it's where everyone meets up to use drugs ended up doing a tad bit much more than what he can handle so now he's all frentic and sketch of those who are really there for him trying to be there for him.

2.)The effect on ones after smoking pot chronic and lasts about two weeks. Being wetbrained causes random intervals of spacing, forgetfullness, stupidity, and occaisonally blackouts.

Ex; Ay remember when our bud connect would hook us up before he was all wigged ouy, "We all used to get high at his crib and smoking up pre-rolls from & watch South Park and now he's all Wet-brain from all the snorting thinking everybody is after him!"
& Yet he's still the only person who supplies you with the best weed around town so you can't avoid him.

by ShmokeymcBongwater421 May 14, 2019