bulgarian swamp monster

First diahrea is a necessity. Then starting a rolling brown out on a male or female, then you partner slowly stands up as the feces come out of the rectum. Thus causing the other person to be covered in a web of feces looking like a swamp monster.

Guy1: "Dude last night she totally blew me at the party last night"

Guy2: "... well my girl got so wasted she couldnt control her bowels and made me look like a bulgarian swamp monster"

by little nippy hawk panther October 21, 2011

yawn monster

when somebody yawns almost constanly. all of the time.

"oh my goodness...your such a yawn monster"
or "baillie is a yawn monster"

by chelsea. February 20, 2008

Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

prude monster

a females that iz extremely prude.

Doc: Man Zoo dat chick a straight prude monster she aint even wanna kiss ion even think she ever kissed anybody and she 25yrs old.

by b-rag-g November 3, 2008

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

bang monster

Name used for a guy who banged a good-looking girl, like lengend

Josh: Guess who scored with that chick Mel last night?

Marc: You're a bang monster!

by british babe November 26, 2009