Jacob

Just date him already! He's super sweet, has a great personality, and is super playful and weird in the best ways possible.
Jacob is so sweet! Did you see what he got me for Valentine's Day?
by ollie10 February 16, 2022
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Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.
Wow that's jacob, dating a Hannah so predictable...
by Nevaeh rose April 02, 2018
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Jacobs are little drama starters. Believe what anyone tells them. They trust other people instead of their girlfriends and best friend. They never talk to their girlfriend about how they feel (only when their girlfriends are mad at them). They always think that their girlfriends are cheating on them with their best friends.
Jacob: Are you dating my gf
Best friend: No wtf are you talking about??

Jacob: I don't believe you
by Itz_Lily February 12, 2019
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Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough
im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week
by notjakey November 26, 2023
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A boy with a fit dad bod and aids
person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob
by 69ur_mum69 November 17, 2021
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The most amazing guy you will ever meet he is the one person you want in your corner he will always have your back and if he says he loves you he will always be there for you no matter what he would give the shirt of his back to help anyone in need
Have you met Jacob
by Toast and butter August 14, 2021
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Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"
jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking
by clownboy April 27, 2018
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