"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."
by George Leo August 15, 2022
Get the half-quartermug. by Majorsuggs November 12, 2020
Get the half plate gomimug.
Get the half-great-great-grandniblingmug. a fake butt enhanced by surgery belonging to a woman who regularly paints her house using cream cheese
by Cactus Malpractice Fan August 21, 2025
Get the mama half reindeermug. by 459395 February 17, 2022
Get the Half a decademug. When you work at McDonald’s and flip a burger one time won’t even say would you like fries with that literally put a pube in the burger and then you fap in the bathroom like a wolf walking retard and then get lost in some washed up swirly covered in shit by your boss tryna lick every single finger off after you get your salt put on top of your own shit then you lick the toilet seat say goodbye to your favourite chair and come back the next day to start a new day.
by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023
Get the Half flipping burgermug. 