Mahito got him

When Mahito from Jujutsu Kaisen Touches someone leaving them deformed for life

Me: Do you know how Mahito got him

Friend: Yeah it's straight up a massacre in the hood

Me: Ik fam but still it was fucking brtal

by Xtractorcat March 01, 2024

i've got 2 phones

Another meaning for I don't care

"My dog died" I've got 2 phones

by 1245862 October 25, 2023

I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.

derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”

by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017

I got a box

A term used by professional skaters when explaining the moment they became a pro for a specific company by them sending a box.

I got a box and after that I became a pro

by EDHS March 25, 2020

got bagged

to sleep with someone

“got bagged @ 6:30 am, days off to a pretty great start”

*make sure they don’t play hockey, that’s a different definition*

by hunnaaa November 26, 2023

GOT AH BED

SEE AH WHAT I MEAN

SHIT

DAVID GOTTA UE.

ISABELLE shaking the EARTH with her EXTREME GENIUS.

DO you GOT AH BED as the ASSHOLE is there for your SHIT CONVENIENCE and always in BED and wakes up when ASSHOLE PLEASES to BOWEL OUT.

SEE HER IN TUNE as GOT AH BED as no other than ISABELLE.

URINATION EMANATION for the greatest PENIS ACTION as GOT AH BED as enter the PISSECTASY.

SHIT IS ASSHOLE AS GOT AH BED for I SUCK ASSHOLE from the GET PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENTS as RIMJOB PRIORITY.

by NEE TRANSEXUALITY June 19, 2021

this got it

when one finds something funny, like they actually audibly laughed at it

rodrick: *insert something funny* ☠️☠️

pa: LOLLL THIS GOT IT 😭😭

by yyongbok November 25, 2023