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fat posters

people who post random definitions of fat who define the word, then after defining the word, gives a long drawn out speech about how its whats on the inside that counts. Also might speak of how dieting and excersise wont help them when in truth they never stick with it.

i understand there are diseases that a very select few have that keeps them big, but its a very small percent.
example of fat posters:
its not my faut im fat, im just big boned

ex. i cant do a push up so i cant excersise

ex. i have a disease and it keeps me fat
by fatty boy#69 December 24, 2010
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mad-fat

A chiding, comical statement made to laugh off over-eating or the need/desire to eat.
A: That was some good-ass pizza, let me get another slice!
B: You mad-fat, son.
by LovevoL February 27, 2008
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bad fat

A girl with bad fat eats fast food every evening followed by a Ben&Jerry's. This contributes to bad fat which gives her a huge flat ass, hanging boobs, sticking out belly, and in the more severe cases a double chin.

These types of girls are bad catches and should be avoided, unless she is a friend of a hot girl of course...
T: Hey man, check out that girl's ass! I wish i could rip those jeans off and do her all night!

J: Nah man, that's bad fat... You don't want a sumo wrestler doing you all night do you?

T: Uh huh.. Then what's ..good fat hmm?

J: *Shows a picture of girlfriend on phone*

T: Whoah! Shit dude how'd you get a girl like that!? I mean, her body is perfect!

J: I've got my tricks ;)
by j96 December 30, 2011
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fat albatross

1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.

2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
Kim Beasley, Fat Al, Fat Albatross, dog fucker
by mooroobool November 12, 2013
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Fat Vac

The Fat Vac is the slang term for the machine used to perform liposuction. Fat Vac is the abbreviation of Fat Vacuum. It has the same meaning as Vacuumed

This term was popularized by the TV show Scrubs when Jordan shouts out "Fire up the fat vac!" referring to Liposuction.
Jordan: Fire up the fat vac! Mama Needs some Lipo.

Or

Sophie: Wheres Carla?

Lindsay: The Lipette's back at the fat vac
by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012
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sushi fat

Temporarily bloated due to glutinous consumption of sushi.
Man, I had 6 rolls to myself and I am hell'a sushi fat!
by ResidualReality June 13, 2014
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Fat Brutal

“Ma mum was screamin at me last night bro” “ oiiii that’s fat brutal
by CourtneyGreenwood April 28, 2019
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