captain's eye

Getting a blowjob and shooting your jiz in the girls eye. ARRRR!!

This bitch was giving me head, I pulled out and gave her a Captain's Eye - ARRRR

by Brad Goodhill January 6, 2008

the dirty eye

the dirty eye is when you are in a similar position to the rimjob, in which the legs are over the head having your sac dangle down right above the spread open cornhole. Hence the dirty eye.

Steve: Yo come in here
Brandon: Whats up...awww dude did you see that ryan steve just whipped out the dirty eye on his kitchen table.

by Tunagooch May 29, 2008

Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

A phrase used to describe when one of your eyes happens to stare at a girls chest or butt. This usually occurs without you noticing but with everyone else noticing.

Girl: Your friend is a creeper i swear he was staring at my chest all night.
Guy: LOL ill talk to him about it later today

Guy: Dude were you staring at my girls chest last night
Guy 2: Nah man i took my glance when she arrived and left but thats it
Guy: Oh dude you must have Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

by DBUS :D January 8, 2010

Jefferson Eye-Patch

When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.

"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."

by natetieck-is-gay November 17, 2009

red eye

1. a cup of coffee with an extra shot of expresso

2. an airline flight, especially one from coast to coast, that
begins late at night and ends in the morning.

3. cheap, strong whiskey.

I bet he's going for a red eye.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2011

brown-eye

Australian slang for dropping your dacks and showing your arse, basically mooning.

Someone would say "I was at the footy the other day and those dickhead yobbos down in the front were booing our team and chucking brown-eyes at them"

by bread infection December 28, 2005

red-eye gravy

gravy made from country (i.e salt-cured) ham instead of beef.

Shiit, man, you don' know bout no red-eye gravy.

by crack January 26, 2004