A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!
by Ethans lover May 19, 2020
by lil big ho September 02, 2019
by Etan Buns January 17, 2019
tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs
by Sloin March 13, 2022
Ethans are most of the time bitches and pains in the ass, if you know an Ethan be prepared to be betrayed because they will find a way to at some point
Girl 1: Ethan just asked me out again for the fifth time this semester! Girl 2: yep he is going to be forever alone
by XxLivlovespotterxX April 26, 2019
The guy Ethan who everyone likes he also has the biggest dick in the world bigger than Jaasiel’s super athletic and dose not like the gays
by Ethan at your moms house December 07, 2021
Someone who is somewhat chill but keeps to himself. He is an avid Car person, and could probably tell you everything about them. But, his looks can be deceiving. He barely ever texts back and avoids girls. Although there is one girl ...but that's another story. And his friend is very flirtatious and nice. So, all in all, Ethan is somewhat of a nice person if you ever get to meet him or talk to him.
Ethan is a Car guy.
by Cb2400 September 14, 2023