Ethan

Ethan is a Person who should ask Kaira out but has no fucking balls so is waiting to long and is gonna get a response that is negative when he finally grows the balls to ask her out
Ethan is a pussy
by Suck a pp December 06, 2019
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leaves his friends for girls and still has not piped yet
bro ur really leaving us to go hang with a girl ur such an ethan
by christopher milkman October 12, 2020
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This kid is the best person I know he makes a smile he irritates me makes me smile again and that he'll feel bad for no reason he'll forget to call you or he'll make you cry or something stupid but he loves you and I know that I love him if I hadn't met him I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere or still crying about my stupid ex or something but I'm happy I met him
by Catfish666999 August 18, 2019
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An ethan is the type of person who is chill all of the time, and loves golf. He is a lady lover and is nice and gives food to people
Hey look! it's Ethan, lets go chill!
by Nate Boi January 29, 2020
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a cock suckler that’s shit at hockey and let’s joe Biden sniff him cuz he’s gay
Ethan is sniffed by sleep joe
by Ethan miller September 22, 2020
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Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.
Oh my god! Have you seen Ethan's eyes?
So dreamy
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Ethan is THE MOST special person you will ever meet in your lifetime. Not only are his looks ON POINT, but you’ll never meet another with the personality Ethan has. He’s the kinda guy that’s constantly in your mind. Your first thought in the morning, and the last before you fall asleep. When you talk to him, you feel as though no one else really matters. Whoever said nobody is perfect, clearly never met an Ethan. With the humour, kindness, and affection of an Ethan, you can’t go wrong. But go find ur own Ethan cause this one is mine <3

ps: Ethan’s also tend to have really big hands?
girl: is anyone really perfect?
girl 2: yes actually.
girl: who?
girl 2: Ethan ofc
by annie_2415 November 25, 2021
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