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When a woman is having her period
Did you hook up last night? No she was dropping more eggs then the Easter bunny
by 2themoon May 31, 2018
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For all of you who dont watch Red Dwarf, This is the ULTIMATE hangover cure. To prepare yourself you will need:
*3 eggs
*a frying pan
*Oil *Chili sauce (the hotter the better) *Chutney sauce (Mango is best)
*2 slices of bread
*Butter is optional on the bread.
Then simply fry your eggs in as much oil as you can so that its good enough to give you a cardiac arrest, jam them between two slices of bread and shove some chili sauce and chutney in there as well, et voila!
According to Rimmer the pussy, it makes you feel like you're pregnant, but personally i think it is lush! And it damn well does the trick!!
Ergh my head is killing! Get me a triple fried egg chili chutney sandwich stat!!
by Grum May 24, 2006
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With Six, you get Egg Roll

The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazzed) to the point that they will feel that they will have to "put out" and tell their other friends that they did "The Egg roll"-
Can, also, be used in political speeches to add needed cryptic tone and confusion.
Girl- So if you think you're getting any.. we will see.."
Guy- Oh yeah? Well, "With Six, you get Egg Roll"
Girl- I'm so turned on..I think.. and lets skip the movie..

Politician on stump- "I believe that the the immigration policy in America needs to changed, because IF WE DO NOT.. THEN With Six you get Egg Roll.. AND THAT CAN NOT BE ALLOWED.. Thank you!!
by Dave70 August 31, 2008
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When someone farts and it smells bad
When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.
by Eejejejeje July 30, 2022
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How Do You Like Your Eggs?

A game involving ten guys. Five a side, you stand about three metres from each other, and using some kind of object (A shoe or ball works well) you throw it at the opposition team, aiming at the testicles. If the object strikes you anywhere and you flinch, you lose a piece of clothing. If the object hits your balls and you DON'T flinch, you get to put a piece of clothing back on. Once you're naked, you're out; last man with clothes on wins for his team.
We were bored last night, so we played How Do You Like Your Eggs?
by ThePopcornGangster November 1, 2006
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Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.
Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg
by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010
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