The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name
Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
by Anonymous12121313 March 9, 2020

A sexy beast with very hot brown hair. Makes me wanna act up. Watches anime and porn. Their dads pretty sexy.
by HottieCheck March 4, 2022

Dylan is the most kind person you will ever meet. Now he may see sad on the outside and even though people like to take the piss out of him, if you get to know him you will realise how much of a kind person he is. His blonde soft hair will comfort any girl (Grace B) and his blue eyes put you in a trance you can never escape. If you meet a Dylan, don't be afraid to talk to him, and comfort him. It's the best thing you can do
by Batamn4783 June 27, 2022

Dylan is a badass fighter from the country who has been seen whoop some serious ass he never backs down and always has his head on 360° most people who act like they dont take him seriously soon learn he isnt a force to be reckon with. Usually tall and skinny but ripped to the bone. Has a right hook of a freight train and heart of king.
Holy shit Dylan just knocked him on his ass!
Dylan just slammed that kid by his throat!
Dylan calm down he is done for.
Why is dylan covered in blood ?
Ummm Dylan your hand is on backwards.
Dylan just slammed that kid by his throat!
Dylan calm down he is done for.
Why is dylan covered in blood ?
Ummm Dylan your hand is on backwards.
by Kungfu Turkey December 11, 2019

by Dylan’s a sloth February 19, 2018

that nigga is such a dylan
by That nibba 21 January 17, 2018

The eshay of eshays
You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.
You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.
by dickodavid November 23, 2021
