My cycles is just mixed up for no reason. My hormones have rearranged.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.
My moods are totally out of balance.
Changes in my facial features.
I have the Dylan sickness.
by Gweinblydd June 28, 2023

Dylan is genuinely the best experience you will ever have as a person. He's overwhelming in all the right ways and will never judge you for being yourself. He's handsome, charismatic, genuine, and so pure but his rbf will lead you to think he's the exact opposite of everything he actually is. His mysterious demeanor is captivating and you'll definitely be intrigued by him. You'd be lucky to come across Dylan because he's going to put his heart into everything y'all do together.
by crispybiscuitsg January 4, 2024

dylan can be used as a verb or an adjective. Dylan, also know as a blue waffle enthusiast does not profess one, but several trades, including but not limited to; lumberjack, welder, mechanic, landscaper, chef, bartender, east islipian and of course the one and only suze keeper. If you have 20/20 vision dylan does NOT fuck with you. although you may believe that with all these trades you might have a helping hand. WRONG. he will not. he is a rude cunt and you will know when he doesnt like you. although he pretends to hate the one and only, "chi chi". deep down there is eternal love, NO one can get in between. he has quite a "roster of bitches" lined up- dont be fooled.. despite the number,you can still be next. despite numerous attempts to break his strange addiction, this man enjoys drinking rat poison- others may refer to it as "naturdays". on an road to recovery to get over the bond he possess' with chi chi, they will constantly find their ways back to each other as they are destined for love. now a bachelor, he will roam the town on the prowl for pussy and will not stop until until he succeeds. if you try to call dont be surpised when you get a "whats up", hes probably simping.
by wildchichi120503 November 15, 2021

He is the most peng boy he is bare funny and he cares about everyone a lot. Do not beef him because he has dangerous family members and he personally will violate you . He has a lot of friends and really lovely
by Mandont care April 15, 2021

by Oh common July 15, 2018

He is an individual with an extremely magnetic personality. He knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to go after it. He is truly a great person with a beautiful heart and soul but you can’t tell him that or it might go to his head. Dylan is a jack of traits, he is intelligent without having to show it, handsome and confident without crossing the line of arrogance, stupidly funny, and has a constantly growing number of skills and hobbies. The man is not only surprisingly responsible and focused but has so many goals and aspirations. He has a great future awaiting him and has OCD for some reason.. who would’ve thought a football player cared so much about hygiene. This boy is so stubborn and playful, he needs time to grow but he has so much ahead of him. It’s difficult knowing what’s going on in that head of his especially because he doesn’t show his vulnerability to just anyone, but once you get to know him you’d notice how sensitive he really is, even if he probably wouldn’t agree.
by Litawlywinkwink May 11, 2024

They are the cutest couple ever and are meant to be together for life
person 1: aww look tatum and dylan are holding hands
person 1: aww look tatum and dylan are holding hands
by Soooooooomji wooooooohoooooo February 16, 2023
