english drunk

Being drunk but holding it together extremely well so that you could easily pass as sober

1: oh man I was trashed last night, even woke up drunk this morning
2: really? You didn't seem it
1: that's cause I'm an excellent English drunk

by Anon123124 December 7, 2013

milk drunk

A state of pure annoyingness that is reached after you have drank so much milk that everyone around you has to comment on it. Usually happens after three or four glasses of 2% milk.

Vicky: Golly, yesterday Emmanuel drank a whole 2L pint of milk by himself, I couldn't stand him anymore!

Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.

No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!

by str8alpha May 31, 2019

Shit Patch Drunk

Heavily intoxicated. Beyond shitfaced.

1. I was so shit patch drunk last night I woke up wearing an area rug.

2. I think Don is shit patch drunk. I saw him walking around with some Italian sausage.

3. Are you coming to the open bar wedding this weekend? We're all getting shit patch drunk!

by mmmTJ September 29, 2011

Potato Sack Drunk

So yucky drunk u can throw the girl over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and proceed to rape at home...

Sloot was potato sack drunk last night

by zombieclive December 17, 2011

DDD (Day Drunk Driver)

When you have been day drinking all day and pass out in the afternoon, but then by early evening you want to go out again with your friends. Then you need a DDD to get you there. The DDD is like a pre-DD.

Zack: I can drive tonight! I'm not really gonna drink much. I got to day drink!
Mary Ann: No Zack... You've been day drinking all day. I'm not gonna drink tonight either. Let me be the DDD (Day Drunk Driver) tonight and I'll drive your day drunk ass around.

Zack: OK cool! I would 100% get a DUI right now even though I haven't drank since 2 this afternoon. For real!

by Maryawerden November 14, 2012

Susanna Drunk

When a ratchet chick has just 1 alcohol beverage and all of a sudden starts acting a fool and white girl wasted.

Wow, that chick only had one drink and she’s asking that dude to teabag her.
-yeah, she’s Susanna drunk

by Bigmeechy69 September 23, 2021

Baby Drunk

To be so drunk, all one can do is stumble around babbling nonsense until one falls down crying and passes out.

Yo, that bitch is baby drunk. Lemme go hit that up.

by Sizzlor August 28, 2006