my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 2, 2018

personality machine broke

Uh just a sassy phrase I use

"whassup girl"
"Personality machine broke"

by Frizzzz June 26, 2018

That's Broke

That's fucked up. A bad situation. Someone does something shitty to someone else.

Melania Trump said don't report a rape without hard evidence. Now that's broke!

by Swag Buck October 12, 2018

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Made of art and broken glass

Camille

"she's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018

Made of art and broken glass

Someone who eats a LOT of chocolate croissants.

"She's made of art and broken glass"

by Aw_k_ward November 20, 2018