Half Note

The length of time it takes for a piccolo to stay in tune.

James: "Hey, I think that piccolo player stayed in tune for a whole note!"
Alex: "No, silly, everyone knows piccolo players can only stay in tune for a half note."

by owjiefi0 October 23, 2023

half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus

"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!

by dr right wing August 17, 2014

Slimy half aborted fetus

A no good bottom of the barrel type person

Hey have you meet Kenny vessey? Yeah that dudes a slimy half aborted fetus!

by Awrcyy guy gbn May 30, 2024

Half half gay

A straight man who acts unintrested in girls when they test him to see if he actually has intention behind him talking to her.

Bruh joey almost bagged that girl over there. Sadly, he's half half gay.

by TheKoolAidManHasHIV March 21, 2022

half dollar

when a girl only give you half a blow job. also known as low job.

my girl friend gave me a half dollar last night it sucked.

by Ashly gomez November 25, 2011

half-first cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin's son.

My half-first cousin-nephew is a good boy.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half Spock

Fingering your girlfriend in both holes, using the index and middle finger. A full Spock would be using your index and middle fingers in one hole, and the ring and little finger in the other.

My lady wasn't satisfied with only a half Spock, so I had to add more fingers.

by kindofathingbutnotreallythough June 19, 2013