Steve drunk

When your drunk turns into a toddler and makes inappropriate sexual references.

All my female colleagues at work won’t talk to me because I got Steve drunk at the Holiday party.

by leesah December 20, 2017

Drunk load

When you have an absolute fun filled night that you will not remember when you wake up.

Sammy d was such a drunk load last night she threw a bottle at someone.

by SdCw April 21, 2018

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

Drunk

When Ashely is lit and naked

White girl drinks and gets naked so drunk

by Kbmn January 2, 2018

high and go drunk

the game of hide and seek you play when you're high and drunk

i played high and go drunk with my friend dominic the other Day and we were talking spiritual connectionisms to a better bluer world in another place only reachable through hot wheels toys

by Niggyr Judisk May 2, 2018

Gateway Drunk

A alcoholic beverage with a low alcohol content consumed innocently without the intent of getting buzzed or drunk. It ends up being the starting point before moving onto hard liquor and the inevitable hangover that will follow.

“Last night I was out for sushi and drank some sake. At some point I moved onto high end vodka and now it feels like a gang of honey badgers had an orgy in my skull before parking a van on it.”

Examples of Gateway Drunk beverages include, but are not limited to: Beer (non IPA), wine, sake, Mike’s Hard Lemonade (and similar products).

by The Snarkass January 14, 2018

introverted drunk

Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.

Oh, don't bother inviting her, she's an introverted drunk.

by savcanrhyme September 22, 2017