Tom Proctor

State of mind to hate wet bath mats, as who would want them wet

Your such a Tom proctor

by Jamie Steel October 26, 2018

Tom Hanks' Fork

An AI generated video of Tom Hanks holding a fork.

IS THAT TOM HANKS' FORK?!

by kabss90 March 8, 2025

Tom

Tom’s are one of the most uniques species of man, being at both polar extremes. They can either be complete asshats or gigachad with fucking massive girth. Both versions are slender and chill, with the asshat variant tending to be shorter. Toms and Olivers also tend to pair very well, tending to be the very best of fuck buddys.

Tom is so fucking hot, I wanna give him the most delicious, sloppiest, scrumdiddilyumptious head

by LakeyChan June 26, 2022

Tom

A person who really annoys you in maths and seal and he calls you a nonce snd never gives you back your pen he borrowed off you

“Tom please stop”

by Noncey Ked February 7, 2019

Tom

A sophisticated person from Brit land who thinks both the left and the right are lunatics is better at bloodstrike than rage

Today I saw a Tom

by To. November 28, 2024

The Tom

not to be mistaken for peeping tom, a tall leader of a grassy country (usually in Europe)

I consider the leader of Poland "The Tom"

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Tom

The guy on the couch that rolls killer joints, all day, and makes women moist!

Tell tom to get off the couch and roll that fucking joint..

by pseudomane May 25, 2019