by sxwedcrfvtgbynhujminuhybgtvfrc June 12, 2017

by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021

"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"
"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
by djmoy20 January 22, 2022

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
by namezsayz May 8, 2023

by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023

Look at those jordans over there!
by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016
