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jordan

blonde and always depressed and loves bleach.
by jojo1559 February 1, 2018
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Jordan Junior

a Asian boy that likes chicken, and likes transformers.
"Wow, Jordan Junior sure likes chicken."
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Jordan

A chill, funny guy that’s super short
Look there’s Jordan”
“Where?”
Down there
by Hsjshhs August 8, 2021
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Nyquil Jordan

Take 3 shots of nyquil, leave the house for a year and a half, then return and take 3 more
"Why's Michael leaving? He's gonna black out"

"Oh he's doing the Nyquil Jordan. He'll eventually be back with someone who fucked Madonna"
by djmoy20 January 22, 2022
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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Jordan

The King of Canada, and the hottest man alive, a person who has atomic rizz
Jordan rizzed up 40 girls
by Rizzer6942939 March 7, 2023
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Jordans

Look at those jordans over there!
by Dots of dream snot July 21, 2016
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