Bake 'n Bate

The act of getting baked purely for the joy of masturbating.

Sometimes unintentional.

Guy 1: Hey bro are you busy?
Guy 2: Yea I'm in the process of a Bake 'n Bate.

by Chaddddddddddddddddddddddddddd August 30, 2013

Touch n bust

Is when crack cocaine is so soft and wet when you touch it ,it falls apart

Man I don’t want that damn touch n bust, I want that real hard!! ( in crack head voice)

by Jaydeegtmny July 27, 2021

hutz ‘n futzin’

Nonsense.

Foolishness.

A wasteful pursuit.

That’s enough hutz ‘n futzin’, Marsha.

Get to work!

Hey, Dan, did you finish your work?,
Naw, I’ve just been hutz ‘n futzin’ all day.

by Gang Dangus October 19, 2018

Hootch n Tooch

A term used in place of a name. Sometimes a couple

Where did hootch n tooch go?

by Justin Shaffer March 15, 2007

Goop n’ Scoop

When you raw dog a women and you cum inside her. You proceed to grab a spoon and scoop the kid from her Virginia and feed it to the women

“I hooked up with this woman last night and I forgot condoms so I just goop n’ scooped her”

by Aurellious Ferguson June 28, 2022

circ n jerk

A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.

I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in

by Sir Cumfred Cision April 22, 2023

Shit-N-Shower

when It’s Evening after dinner and you need to take a crap but you also Have to shower. No toilet paper involved thank goodness! Once you crap just hop in the shower

No toilet paper? I’ll just Shit-N-Shower

by Dentor January 16, 2020