Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

White woodchuck

When someone throws the article used to clean up the semen after sex in your face

We’d just got done banging, and not two seconds later he threw the White woodchuck in my face

by White woodchuck February 12, 2021

mads wood

some girl that attends hogwarts. she’s oddly into astrology. talks a lot. pure chaos too. love that for her though.

OH SHIT ITS MADS WOOD. WALK AWAY BEFORE SHE STARTS TALKING.

by LOLIDKWOOPWOOP February 17, 2021

Snuggle Wood

When a couple wake up and snuggle in the morning and the guy has morning wood.

Damn woman that's the best snuggle wood I've ever had.

by Car Wash Man March 11, 2021

ebony wood

Slang for black cock

Friend: I can't wait to have some ebony wood.

by OofPoof681 March 21, 2021

Ashley Wood

A absolute BMT that thinks he is bad just because he lives in thaxted

Omg is that ashley wood? Yeah he thinks he is a bad man ting

by BONERBOY3000 May 5, 2021

rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021