Playing Flappy Bird

The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.

"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "

by Dead.juice March 4, 2014

Arizona early bird

When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.

"If you don't take your VIAGRA, I will look like an arizona early bird!" She complained.

by mrgirthy75 June 23, 2015

Flightless skin bird

A metaphor for the penis, cock, dick etc.

Damn girl...you tryin to give my flightless skin bird wings?

by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019

Bird Box Challenge

The actual Bird Box Challenge is from a music video by Prodigy uploaded in 2012. Netflix (probably) copied it.
youtu.be/XQEBzauVIlA

I challenge you to do the Bird Box Challenge.

by sudonym1 March 5, 2019

Mexican bird bath

When you quickly rinse yourself with water.

Jenna gave herself a Mexican bird bath from my water bottle during the festival weekend.

by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017

dirty bird bitch

A person who exhibits a disgusting and often extreme lack of care for personal hygiene and safety.

After a sexual encounter, Amber lynn disposed of a condom down the garbage disposal and was therefore a self proclaimed dirty bird bitch.

Dirty Bird Bitch Larry was using a public restroom and there wasn't any toilet paper so he removed his shoe and used his sock instead. Afterwards, he put the sock back on.

Having run out of money for cigarettes, Candy the dirty bird bitch dug around in a public ash tray instead.

by Frankie fingers June 27, 2017

human bird house

where They put a stick between there legs and bend over and let birds go into there ass

Wow that girl is into being a human bird house

by The tricycle May 8, 2018