Turnkey Jerk

turn·key jerk
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/

noun

A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.

Person 1: "I think Cathy is a real Turnkey Jerk..."
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"

by LokiTricks222 August 4, 2017

turnkey

A complete end to end solution requiring no additional effort.

The computer came with a tunrkey installation.

by FyrFytr October 13, 2003

Turkay

he loves expensives brands and gets all the ladys. hes sexy and cute. hes would be a perfect boyfriend

if there is a turkay in australia date me

by everyBOYlovesME October 16, 2018

torkey

torkey is a word

haha torkey is a word

by suck_my_agust_d June 18, 2019

Touching Turkeys

When two gay guys who are very brave and beautiful touch their ball sacks together.

Andrew and Tom are late again, they must be Touching Turkeys.

by Concerned Citizens For The USA December 1, 2019

Pulling a Turkeys

to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.

"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."

"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."

"Fo sho."

by TeaOwe January 13, 2009

turket puss

A turket puss is a vagina that smells like fish

Man! That shelia has a bad case of turket puss!

by Jimmy Yogi August 19, 2006