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Left it on the train a few kilometres after its station

An original metaphor that means taking something to far without realising, and then realising after.

An original, by me.
Tommy said a weird joke that I think he left on the train a few kilometres after its station.

I’m sorry, I think I definitely left it on the train a few kilometres after its station.

Alabama circus train

The act of the circus balloons with many people. From the caboose till it's lose.

The caboose is one person who farts into another mouth and they pass it down the train line.
All 5 is us tried the Alabama circus train and I was the caboose.

Ashland Freight Train

You and your buddy double team a chick together & another buddy busts a nut on all three of you.
We gave a local sqaw the Ashland Freight Train last night and I had to clean up with a hot towel.
Ashland Freight Train by us326387 February 24, 2026

Bumping the train

When you're having anal sex and the penis bumps into feces.
Last night Ms Parker had me bumping the train last night

Triple Love Train

This sexual needs a fridge. You start by having a refrigerator you then get a condom shit piss and cum in it but make sure it is only filled halfway freeze it for 43 hours. once it is ready you insert it into an anus until it softens up you then want to put your dick in the condom until you cum some more you then do doggy with the condom while explaining D4C Love Train and after all of this you get your girl or anybody else to massage your back
Eww your dick REEKS

Cuz I did a triple love train last night

Ohhh that makes sense

Triple Love Train

This sexual needs a fridge. You start by having a refrigerator you then get a condom shit piss and cum in it but make sure it is only filled halfway freeze it for 43 hours. once it is ready you insert it into an anus until it softens up you then want to put your dick in the condom until you cum some more you then do doggy with the condom while explaining D4C Love Train and after all of this you get your girl or anybody else to massage your back
Eww your dick REEKS

Cuz I did a triple love train last night

Ohhh that makes sense