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Waffle

1. A Waffle is made of sweet dough pressed between 2 hot pans, usually eaten with butter and syrup and typically eaten for breakfast.
2. Buff pancake.
3. Fail to make up one's mind.
"Can you pass the syrup for the waffles?"
"I'm waffling between getting a dog or cat."
by yessir386 March 10, 2022
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Hot Waffle

Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
We stayed up last night and she hot waffle’d me.
by The French Prince March 20, 2022
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Waffle Ass

The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.
‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.
by Bloo Bloo’s Hands March 23, 2022
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Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.
Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...
by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022
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Waffling

Waffling is speaking in a vague and trivial manner for no reason at all.
Definition of waffling:

“It’s like taking the third derivative of the ionic bonds when the algorithmic mass is about to have a chemically forced reaction with the apple to the fourth power
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waffle crisp

some bomb ass cereal you could have found in 2011
ayo man grab me that waffle crisp
by icausemassiveCHaos March 31, 2022
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Waffle Whack

A fictional restaurant chain that exists in the Cyber-Avian Extravaganza.
" I am going to the nearest Waffle Whack to get me some fucking TOAST."
by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 13, 2022
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