Poop Labeling

Poop Labeling: (poo-p-lay-ba-ling):adjective

An action that describes when a person is pooping and begins to read labels on various bottles nearby out of boredom. Can consist of perfumes, lotions, shampoos and conditioners.

Today I walked in on Mr. Young poop labeling my bottle of perfume by Victoria's Secret

by youngify March 19, 2011

extra poop

after you have released a poo and wiped but then you have to release another poo

god i just had to take three extra poops and i used a full roll of toilet paper

by goodwillhunting September 18, 2011

poop sneakers

Sneakers with loops on the backs used to pull on while pushing out a hard poop

Where arey poop sneakers? I gotta take a poop

by Pnkldy November 7, 2013

poop catcher

Trousers/Jeans/Pants that are so baggy that the crotch hangs so low that they could catch the persons poop.

hey, check out those guys poop catchers, he looks ridiculous!

by thefashionpolice May 12, 2011

poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

by Deanimal and Oca August 14, 2008

Poop scum

1. The scum, or remains, of feces.

2. An irritating, or stupid person, or just someone you dont particularly enjoy.

example 1: Dude come into the bathroom and look at all my poop scum!

example 2: Wow Jaren, your such a POOP SCUM!

by elwoodthesheep October 24, 2010

Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019