mr thomas

Went to school with dinosaurs
Should be in a coffin by now
and most importantly:

listening to music is a sixth form privelidge only

my cover teacher mr thomas is immortal

by shiya4life November 23, 2022

Thomas

If you ever meet someone named Thomas, your first impression of him might be weird. At first he seems a little bit stalkerish but he comes around at one point and you will notice all the good qualities in him. Like that he is a very good listener and that he will always be there for you. He might come on a bit strong at first but you will eventually notice that if he seems nervous around you, it's because he likes you!

I met this guy named Thomas today. He seemed weird at first but he turned out to be really nice and funny! We're going out on a date tomorrow!

by Dylan obrien is bae 💖💖 January 9, 2018

disciplining thomas

Code for male masturbation

My mom caught me disciplining thomas

by lavonasuccuboso May 31, 2011

Thomas

A Thomas is someone you can always rely on. He will never spill secretes and doesn’t care what other people think about him. But, when he finds a girlfriend, he spends all his time with them and simps really bad….

Someone: Hey! Do you know who Thomas is?
Other person: Oh, is he the one that simps really hard??
Thomas: I’ll beat you up

by That.Guy3058 November 22, 2021

Thomas donaldson

a ginger child who watches modern family and likes ur mum haha get got

'are you Thomas Donaldson'
'no, i dont watch modern family and like your mum haha get got'
'fuck off'
'why the fuck am i talking to myself'

by bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbear August 13, 2021

Thomas

Thomas, where to begin. Thomas is a person with a personality like no one else. People might think that he is weird/rebel or not like everyone else but that's the best part about him. Thomas is also athletic and good at basketball. When you let Thomas in your life your not going to let him go. Thomas is a great friend and cute but he's also a great boyfriend. When you get the chance to be with a Thomas the one goal for him is to make you feel so happy when your with him. Thomas is also the type of person to do new things with life, clothes, hair, and everything that sounds interesting. When you meet the right Thomas you won't ever want to leave or let him go.

Thomas: loyal, Athletic, and cute

by Big boy 01 November 22, 2021

Thomas

A guy who couldn’t get shiny militank

Thomas imagine not having pokeballs so you can’t catch shiny militank

by Retarded Tommy boy March 17, 2022